Swearomatherapy

Gift Bundles For Sweary Sorts

Maybe Swearing Will Help?

This collection of custom aromatherapy blends has been designed in beautiful Tweed by our head Swearomatherapist to support you through all of lifes ups and downs, and our tongue in cheek labelling will give you a laugh when you need it most!

Swearomatherapy. For those who are a little rough on the outside, a little zen on the inside.

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  • OMG Amy favourite purchase in forever. Absolutely love these and will be buying more! Even my 87yo mother had a giggle

    - Linda M. (Verified Buyer)

  • I was amused by the labelling on these products so I thought I would try one. Glad I did. Earthy, patchouli scent to this one, I roll a little on each wrist, take a sniff and breathe it in on my way out the door. Puts a smile on my face and gives me that little “ok let’s go”. Great purse size roller. Keen to try them all now ✌️😁
    - Tracy T. (Verified Purchase)

  • The perfect gift for my daughter. I couldn’t have said it better!
    - Gina R (Verified Purchase)

The Perfect Gift For Your Work Bestie

Need to calm the f*ck down and get sh!t done? Or finding it hard to go the f*ck to sleep after a long day at work?

Then give our Swearomatherapy Workday Wonder Bundle a try!

With 3 of our most popular blends to get you through the daily grind with style.

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  • Made in Australia.

  • Made from high quality, pure essential oils

  • Made to order to ensure longevity and potency.

CALM THE F*CK DOWN - GROUNDING BLEND

SOOTHE THE RAGING LUNATIC INSIDE

Need to soothe the raging lunatic inside?

With its clean earthy, woody scent, Calm the F*ck Down can help you feel more grounded than the nearest tree. 

Made with high quality, pure essential oils in Australia.

Frankincense, Eucalyptus, Black Pepper, Lemongrass

I NEED TO CALM THE F*CK DOWN

GO THE F*CK TO SLEEP

YOU ARE NOT A GOD DAMNED VAMPIRE

With deep floral and juniper tones you will be off to the land of nod before you know it. 

Made with high quality pure Lavender, Juniper Berry, Roman Chamomile, and Vetiver.

Each 10ml amber glass roller bottle is filled with quality Essential Oils thoughtfully blended with a base of Fractionated Coconut.

TAKE A NAP, YOU CRANKY MF

GET SH!T DONE

STOP D!CKING AROUND

These rosemary and citrus notes can help to clear emotional and mental blocks, allowing you to stop dicking around and get the job done.

Made with high quality, pure essential oils of Lemon, Sweet Orange, Rosemary, Fennel, and Lemon Myrtle

TIME TO GET SH!T DONE

The Science of Swearing

  • We are pretty f*cking articulate

    A study by psychologists Kristin and Timothy Jay found that the ability to generate swear words is not an indicator of overall language poverty. In fact, they discovered that fluency in swear words is correlated with having a richer vocabulary and being more articulate in general.

  • Emotional Release & Pain Tolerance

    Swearing has been shown to produce a cathartic effect, which can lead to a temporary sense of relief or release. This emotional response is likely due to the activation of the amygdala, which is involved in emotion and arousal. Research by Dr. Richard Stephens has demonstrated that swearing can increase pain tolerance

  • We are kinda multilingual

    Unlike other language production, which involves the left hemisphere's language centers (Broca's area and Wernicke's area), swearing is associated with the limbic system. This is why people with language disorders typically caused by left hemisphere injury, might still be able to swear fluently even when other language abilities are compromised.
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